I need a padded room.

Sidney- "I am building a concentration camp" (legos spread out on floor before her)

Jordan- "You better watch it Sid, dad will put you in there"

Me- "I am pretty sure that Jordan just called his dad Hitler."

Meme- "Yeah, me too. They really find nothing offensive do they? Just sitting around joking about concentration camps where millions of innocent people died."

Me- "Blah, blah blah blah blabbety blah" (giving history lesson to kids)

Kids- (completely ignoring me)

Sid- "Nevermind, its an insane asylum, mom you can come live here."

I probably need to.